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As the title implies, I am Brent K. Moore. I married MariLynn Simons on Sept. 25, 1999. we attend Stewart's Creek Church of Christ. We have five pets, a dachshund, Slinkie, a malamute, Juno, and three rabbits, Ebunny and Ifurry, and now Houdini.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

The Most incomprehensible spam ever!

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This is the most non-understandable spam ever. (And, that's saying something!) I mean, they ALL have typos and inappropriate punctuation, but at least I know what the others are selling. Here is the message in its entirety:
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From: Joseph (Brent's Note: from a address in Brazil)
To: Brent(note: it wasn't my name here, actual name removed)@Bellsouth
Subject: 1993.

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of Methodist SMU's Perkins School of Theology.Some SMU Turner said those fears were unfounded. on a newly created with just SMU, the 11,000-student, private university, which is first lady Laura Bush's alma mater. of social conscience, so an online petition drive Thursday"Methodists of social conscience, soopposed Bush's foreign of the petition's organizers, the Rev. Andrew J. Weaver of NewSMU's Perkins School of Theology.
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So, were they trying to sell stock in Marshall Holdings (which apparently will go up in value tomorrow)? Or SMU? Web-based stockbrokers or non web-based brokers? Maybe he's just demonstrating the value of not having a good spell checker.
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