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As the title implies, I am Brent K. Moore. I married MariLynn Simons on Sept. 25, 1999. we attend Stewart's Creek Church of Christ. We have five pets, a dachshund, Slinkie, a malamute, Juno, and three rabbits, Ebunny and Ifurry, and now Houdini.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Even more less factual Chuck Norris facts

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Even more less factual more absurd less believable Chuck Norris facts!!!

NASA has a contingency plan for a large destructive comet headed towards Earth: Chuck Norris.

On Nickelodian in the 80's, Chuck Norris could do that on television.

Japanese filmmakers wanted to make Godzilla Vs. Chuck Norris but couldn't think of a way to script Godzilla lasting through the opening credits.

Chuck Norris assimilated the Borg.

"Who Roundhouse Kicked J.R.?" would not have made for a suspenseful cliffhanger on Dallas.

Chuck Norris was personally saddened by Hurricane Katrina. That's why there were so few hurricanes in 2006.

Chuck Norris has already won re-election to be the U.S. President for a second term in 2012. Again, he was both party's nominee.

Chuck Norris can stop the spread of Kudzu.

Answer: 42. Question: Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris could go without Vitamin C and not develop scurvy.

In English class, Chuck Norris was allowed to end a sentence with a preposition.

Judge Judy allows backtalk from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can stick to Teflon.

The mistake of the original Tacoma Narrows Bridge could have been avoided using Chuck Norris beard hair.

The Blarney Stone wants to kiss Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can eat pop rocks and soda at the same time without exploding.

The Air Force base near Roswell, NM is really working on super-secret Chuck Norris-powered aircraft.

Dr. Phil thinks everything is fine with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hit the gyroball.

The U.S. Congress debated using Chuck Norris to protect the U.S.-Mexico border in lieu of a 1,951 mile fence, but it was eventually decided that he is too valuable to be used as that purpose.

Cows welcome tipping from Chuck Norris.

The fine print of your medical insurance states that you are not covered by Chuck Norris related injuries.

Chuck Norris can eat 50 saltines in a minute.

Chuck Norris could jump the shark, but still be just as popular. Chuck Norris has not and will not jump the shark, but will eat the shark.

In the Princess Bride, Vizzini could conceive of Chuck Norris.

The most effective pop-up blocker for your web browser is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can star in the movie Sidekicks and not be considered a sellout.


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