Brenternet (The World as seen by Brent Moore)

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Location: Smyrna, Tennessee, United States

As the title implies, I am Brent K. Moore. I married MariLynn Simons on Sept. 25, 1999. we attend Stewart's Creek Church of Christ. We have five pets, a dachshund, Slinkie, a malamute, Juno, and three rabbits, Ebunny and Ifurry, and now Houdini.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Looking through the Classifieds: Job Postings

SECURITY OFFICER/VIDEO CAMERA MONITORING - Are you looking for a rewarding opportunity with a fast-paced growing company? Look no further! Apply to work as a telescreen operator with Big Brother. Multiple job openings. No experience necessary. The successful candidate will be able to multitask, follow ever-changing instructions as needed, and have no emotion. No paper resumes will be accepted. To apply in person, come at any time to Room 101 for processing.

Job originally posted: 22 years ago. Posting expires: Never.

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