When did Gravel become an endangered species?
Don't take the gravel,
or you'll be hunted by the city
And the State,
And the Feds.
Don't take the gravel.
It does make me wonder what "fullest extent of the law" would entail. My guess is a $10 fine and 15 minutes of community service, plus court costs (the real gotcha). The district attorney must have a tall stack of these cases on his desk, and would be unwilling to plea bargain.
Imagine being pulled over by the cops. "I swear officer! This isn't really gravel from Fisherman's Park! It's really bags of crack!"
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