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As the title implies, I am Brent K. Moore. I married MariLynn Simons on Sept. 25, 1999. we attend Stewart's Creek Church of Christ. We have five pets, a dachshund, Slinkie, a malamute, Juno, and three rabbits, Ebunny and Ifurry, and now Houdini.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

The Creature of Sugar Flat Rd.

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Creature of Sugar Flat Rd. - Lebanon, TN

Forget the Wilson County Courthouse, the Neddy Jacobs Cabin or the monument to Confederate General Robert Hatton, this is what visitors to Lebanon's town square want to see. In a town with about 30 antique stores within a few blocks of the town square, the creature head in the window of Cuz's antique store is what people want to see.

The sign says:
Is this an Alien?
Ran over by car on Sugar
Flat Rd. in Lebanon, TN
Jan 5th 1989 - Never
Identified

Antique stores often have trouble making money, but I think Cuz is doing alright. Cuz's Antique Center is in the center, Cuz's Antique Store No. 2 is on the left and Cuz Jr.'s Antique's [sic] & Gallery is on the right. The creature's head is in a glass display case behind the main store's window.



When you go in the store, you can pick up a brochure that tells the whole story.

Cuz's Antique Store brochure side 2

Cuz's Antique Store brochure side 1

Here is the entire text of the brochure:

THE LEGEND OF SUGAR FLAT ROAD

The mysterious is all around us....
Incidents occur that should never happen...things that aren't meant to take place in the real world where the sun is shining brightly. And in 1987, on a cold, crisp moonlit January night, one of those things that don't happen happened in the hills of Lebanon, Tennessee.

On that particular night, a lover's tryst led two people closer to the unknown than they had ever wanted to get and when the night was over they'd relive it a thousand times.

The two had come to Sugar Flat Road (or Lover's Lane as it was often called) to meet discreetly. And since one of the parties was married discretion seemed like a good idea. As usually happens in meetings such as this, time seemed to stand still for the amorous couple. Before they knew it, it was well past the hour when they should have gone to their separate homes.

Excited (for apparent reasons) and anxious over the possibility of being caught at their illicit games they sped away from their place on the side of the road.

As the couple rounded a curve on the bumpy, old road two figures burst directly into the path of the truck from the line of small scrub trees and bushes that lined their route.

The brakes and the battered old truck did little to slow the vehicle and in the midst of crunching metal, breaking glass, and skidding tires the couple heard a horrible groan. Thinking he had hit a deer or a small bear, the driver swung his door wide and leaped out of the truck.

The thing (that's what we'll call it for the time being) lay toward the rear of the truck. The driver could barely make it out despite the full moon and the glare of his taillight. He took a flashlight from his lady friend inside the truck and went back to get another look at the lifeless form lying in the road. As he approached the thing, he heard an animal-type cry from the other figure standing just outside his field of vision. Frightened by this cry, he was also fascinated at the thing in the road. As the beam of his flashlight settled on the thing, he forgot all about its partner in the bushes.

Whatever he had run over looked for all practical purposes like a medium-sized man with one exception. It was covered with what looked to be hair or fur. It was also definitely dead. As he stood over the creature, his girlfriend's voice trickled in from the darknessand he realized that the most important thing he could do right now was get her home before they both had too much explaining to do.

He pulled the creature to the side of the road, disguised it as well as he could and got back into the truck. Despite her questions, he did little talking during the trip. After dropping her off he went home and drank the better part of a bottle of whiskey hoping it would calm him and put him to sleep quickly after the harrowing experience. But try as he might, sleep evaded him. The solution to his restlessness seemed to be to return to Sugar Flat Road and find out exactly what it was he hit.

He dressed quickly and drove off into the late night early morning sky. As he neared the site of the accident he drove by slowly looking for the body he'd moved to the side of the road earlier. He backed his truck into the tree line in front of a small building that for many years had been used as a voting place.

Now, in the quiet of the dawn he inspected the creature again. It wasn't a man. Of that he was sure. But what was it? With a shudder he took a shovel from the back of his truck intent on burying the thing deep in the ground and forgetting this night had ever happened. But as he dug into the soft earth, he began to reason that since the creature wasn't a man it was obviously an animal. And he should have a trophy. When the hole had been dug he deftly severed the creature's head with the point of the shovel, scooped it up and tossed it into the bed of the pickup. He kicked the thing's body into the hole, covered it with dirt and drove into town to a taxidermist's shop. The taxidermist shook his head in disbelief when he saw the creature's head, but despite never having seen anything like it before he agreed to preserve it.

For several years after the incident the head rested on the mantel. The reactions varied: Monster, Bigfoot, Alien, genetic freak...no one knew. The only person who had a definite opinion on the creature was the man's wife. And that opinion was "Either it goes or I go!" So it went.

But there continue to be spottings of the creature's mate up and down Sugar Flat Road.

Residents of the area have complained that chickens, ducks and turkeys often come up missing and the rumor is that if a dog barks at night it will probably never be seen again.

The creature's head now resides at Cuz's Antique Center on the Square in Lebanon, Tennessee. It's been there for several years now. And despite the national television and radio exposure, no one to this day can attest to the origin of this unusual creature.
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149 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...It kinda looks like my wife's ex husband, but I can't be sure...

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Karpindur said...

Mein Gott im Himmel! Sein unser Onkel Wolfgang! Wir haben schließlich nahe und danken Ihnen so sehr viel. Jetzt lassen Sie uns sich Sorgen machen.

9:40 PM  
Blogger John said...

Very interesting story.....The date in the picture says Jan 89 but your blog post says 1987. Which one? Weird looking..

10:02 PM  
Blogger John said...

Very interesting story.....The date in the picture says Jan 89 but your blog post says 1987. Which one? Weird looking..

10:02 PM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

That's a good question, John. I hadn't noticed that they had conflicting dates. It's just a guess, but I'd say 1987 is the right year.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although this head is ridiculously fake (I've seen it a couple times now) and obviously made by some half-skilled Taxidermist, about 7 miles from where it's on display is an area, known as "Walter Hill" that has decades of Bigfoot sighting history, many of such sightings actually speak of a "white" colored creature that was seen...

But yeah, ludicrously fake looking...The pictures don't even do it justice how bad it really looks...

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It figures its Tenessee. What a bunch of ignorant & dumb hillbillies.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny that a person who calls people from "Tenessee" ignorant and dumb hillbillies can't even spell the word. Who's the dumb one?

10:45 PM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

Yes, I was thinking the exact same thing. :)

-dumb hillbillie Brent

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just some good ol mountain man who drank more of his shine than he sold! See how it turned his hair all white and made his eye's all goofy look'in? That's from drink'in shine alright! I wonder why no one ever thought to have any DNA analysis done on it? That would certainly reveal a lot more information than all this wild speculation ever has! Prolly the result of a family with a history of inbreeding and drinking their own "squeeze"! Yep, it gits mighty lonely up in them thar hills!

10:54 PM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

Could someone help me out here and tell me the website that linked to this post? I'm curious and I can't find it on my own. Thanks.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I linked to this post from www.coasttocoastam.com

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure has a nice set of teeth... better than mine.

11:08 PM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

Thanks for the info. I'll have to tune in to Coast to Coast tonight. :)

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure it's not from Deliverence?

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thing has more molars than canines. Plant eater if anything, i'd say. I don't think this is a creature that goes around killing dogs and chickens.

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Gunnar said...

Honestly, this is a joke.

11:34 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Honestly, this is a joke.

11:35 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Whats a hillbilly?
Is that someone from tonawanda?

12:03 AM  
Anonymous peter said...

mien gott mitt uns. onkel wolfgang,nine bitter, est hellga !

12:13 AM  
Blogger Matthew said...

Pleae x-ray this to prove it is real.

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And obviously nobody has tried to recover the buried body? PT Barnum lives on AHHAH HAHAH!

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you cannot be serious , this is a huge fake , ive seen these on sale on the internet, what a joke , ive seen these at carnivals, made by a halfbaked taxidermist , the thing is probably made from a deer, look at the eyes, and oh wow i hadnt noticed i had different dates , oops , what a fake.

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like a fake See its eyebrows?They don't match its furs texture or nuttin. And if you ask me,the skin looks pretty fake too.So,I think it is just agood ole, hoax.

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the head its not BigFoot.
It's really the head of Art Bell after "George Noori" took over Coast and ruined the show. Art died of borendom from George bad
radio hosting skills ! Jesus, most of us will be like The Creature of
Sugar Flat Rd by December 2012.
George don't hurt US anymore!
leave.............................

12:25 AM  
Anonymous daniel said...

The teeth look like my grampa's dentures.
Im sure this thing went to bigfoot dentist and got some work done...
and the glass blue eyes ?
nice arian touch.. ; )

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like what was left behind should be dug up.

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Paint said...

Where are its ears?Well,it looks like a fake to me, like see its facial structure,even a taxedermist cant screw up facial structure that bad,like its nose is outta joint,it jaw is screwed up and it looks like its skin is felt or something.and yes,from the looks of its eyebrows,they look like they are made outta wool.Looks like a pathetic hoax.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember Fr. Wahl. He taught Theology at my Catholic High School. We graduated in '87 and I always wondered what happened to him! He was a strange one allright.

EEEAEAAAAAH!!!

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Liberal Alien Tree Hugging God's Creation said...

to answer anonymous...

George Noory saved the show... . I think you just may not like the open mind George brings to the show....
In between aliens and ghosts he does touch some very serious issues that are very real and important.
Specially on politics and caring for the well being of this beautiful nation. and the destruction of our civil rights. We dont want to be the good germans of 1940.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another case of a a taxidermist with too much time on his hands. Wake up people.

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea You must be one of the idiots from Fantastic Forum who believes that George cares so much for the world, He is so compasionate person and great interviewer!
Not! His Ego and poor quality interview skills are as bad as a monkey juiced in Puerto Rican rum.

Coast to Coast was created long Ago by The Master "ART BELL"
everybody else is a wannabee ART.

George = BIG HEAD/BIG EGO
Art = Creator of Coast to Coast

Long Live ART BELL
w/o him George would be selling hot dogs in Saint Louis!!!!!

Robin - NH Forum

12:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'd drink too if this was your wife

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have the HEAD of something humanoid, that was alive - don't you think there should be a police investigation? If you run down something like this over and behead it, take it to a taxidermist (!!) and it was an actual undiscovered species OR a very deformed human being, wouldn't the LAW be very interested in that?

Wouldn't this potentially be a crime? And wouldn't the taxidermist be implicated as well?

Human, humanoid, alien or new species - I believe you have a crime being committed. Murder by moving vehicle and a decapitation.

If it's a total fake, at very least you have a hoax and perhaps you have fraud.

If it were real, scientists would be interested in whatever the police weren't interested in. Nasa? Homeland Security?

The teeth look absolutely fake and if the eyes aren't glass, why haven't they deteriorated? What annimal outside of an albino breed has blue eyes? The nose looks incredibly human, highly Caucasian in fact.

Police reports please.

1:16 AM  
Blogger deathwind1 said...

Who Looks Worse---The HEAD----Brent MOORE

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they really had a part of an unknown animal/being/whatever scientists would be clamouring over its remains in order to identify and classify it.

And if it was ran over with a car where is the rest of the body? What? They don't want anyone to be able to tell what it is by recognizing it? Not even a picture of the entire carcass?

Nice fake. Fradulent morons.

1:25 AM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

Hey, wait a second, Deathwind1... I at least have better teeth than the creature! :)

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Art was great, but George really is a more interesting interviewer. He rarely looses his temper and he doesn't cut people off just because he disagrees with them.

2:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. This has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in years.
Even though I feel this is an obvious fake I don't think we should slam Brent for it.

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, a hoax, but a fun one! Be real folks, There will never be another Art Bell and we all love and miss him but , give George a break. Art is retired and george is all we have and doing a great job! long live coast to coast!

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Chris H. said...

George...don't pay any attention to those ingrades! They wouldn't know good reporting if it hit them in their face!!! As for the "whatever it is", personally, I think it's a hoax. Keep up the good work, George! I love ALL your shows!

2:50 AM  
Anonymous Jerry K. said...

George Noory is a talentless boob,who does'nt seem to understand that it's his job to entertain his radio audience.He seems to think we're all idiots,who enjoy listening to assholes,like Dr.Morgus and J.C.George also has a tendency to cut off callers who actually have something interesting to say,but will waste his audience's time by allowing some silly-ass Bible thumper to go on and on for 10 or more minutes,at a time!

2:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The creature looks like a taxidermy job on a human skull. Great stuff to see on a road trip. I'm suprised they didn't market it as a bigfoot. As for the other off topic posts, it seems that there are three old women who are obsessed with Art Bell who go around the net and slag George Noory and Coast 2 Coast. These hags got the Streamlink board shut down with all sorts of threats to George Noory and Premiere Networks. They are also from the Fantasrtic Forum. They have many fake id's, but they are Sayntbrigid,Docstein (aka Shirleypal), and Catherine Collins. Pay them no mind, welfare doesn't cover Paxil AND estrogen....

3:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least George does not keep retiring for one dumb reason or another and then coming back over and over again - Enough is enough...!

3:23 AM  
Anonymous Robbo said...

Anybody want one of these? Let's see here... I'll need a couple blue marbles, an old sweater, a bad wig, A set of Grandma's old teeth, and a deer's butt. Just send me $250.00 via Paypal, and I'll have one ready for you by Monday at 5:00 pm. Add $75.00 for an interesting story to go along with it.
P.S. I will make sure I set the dentures in your creature perfectly straight at no additional charge.
Thanks in advance for your patronage. Rob

3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real monster of Sugar Flat Road (LAX)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/rnr/394384884.html

3:39 AM  
Anonymous Jerry K. said...

I agree that the Art Bell retirement sagas were absolutely ridiculous,but that does'nt excuse George Norry's lack of talent.I'm quite sure there are other radio people,out there,that could do a much better job than this guy.

4:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: The real monster of Sugar Flat Road
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/rnr/394384884.html

WOW THAT IS A MONSTER....! GROW UP IDIOT

4:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was an anthropologist, and someone wasted my time by called me to examine that, he’d be needing a taxidermist, not to mention Teeth!

4:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Robbo, I'll take 2 of them! My Antique stores aint doin too goood! I don't have Paypal, do you accept BigfootBilling?

5:01 AM  
Blogger crusher662003 said...

You gotta get a job with the movie industry Special effects well done.

5:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Robbo, I almost furgot,when you make them furryfellas for me,Don't I repeat Don't straighten them teeth out,people down here in Texas might think he's intelligent or something and might vote him in as governor or possibly president! He does look like a Oil tycoon or CEO of Haliburton. I like that Dick Chainey smile you know!

5:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

loooks like my great,great,great,great grandfather

5:41 AM  
Anonymous Bree said...

Keeping an open mind doesn't excuse stupidity or gullibility - I'm pretty sure this one's a fake - but if they ever prove it's not, well I didn't say for SURE that it isn't, now did I?? OK: I'll hop off the fence and say that this has had great entertainment value and Cruz's Antique stores are keeping Lebanon TN on the map. I'm in with Robbo - I'll take a few.
As for George - C2CAM is Art's baby and always will be (2nd only to Erin and babygirl Asia). George has been wonderful filling in, so much so that I now prefer his thought-provoking interviews to Art's style. I appreciate George's courtesy to his guests and listeners. ("You GO! George!! You totally ROCK!"). And just so you know: he doesn't choose the guests - Other people have that job. It's George's job to make the show interesting, which he does when he interviews them. C2CAM's real badboy? Ian Punnit: don't get me started on his squeaky voice and innane "conversation" - ugh! I have to turn HIM off, even when the program is something of interest. Too bad.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous fairybee said...

I think this is my boss, except this creature has more personality.

8:26 AM  
Blogger oz said...

Almost (balanced firmly atop fence) certainly a fake. Worthy of a quick DNA test, however.

As for Art vs. George, I can say only this: getting a job as a talk show host is as easy as registering on blogtalkradio.com, but BEING a talk show host is harder.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/oopa-loopa-cafe

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The world is full of things we don't understand, so why not believe it is real? And to all you Art Bell fans..You can hear for yourself who has the show now. Exercise your free will, change the station.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats my mother in law!
Sexy Old bag isnt she.
Always wondered how the old coot got that way,but then incest runs deep in Iowa!
Having said that.
What do Iowa girls say when they lose the virginity?
Carefull Daddy your crushing my cigarettes!

GW

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the ass-end of a deer (or some other animal). The "face" is just the shaved area around the anus "mouth" (with some dead hillbilly's false teeth crammed in there). The "nose" is the stump of the animal's tail. The glass eyes are just stuck in two slits cut into the rump. The real give-away is the crappy shave-job to make the eyebrows. I lost all interest in Art when he fumbled and stuttered his way through the begining of an interview with one of the creators of "The Blair Witch Project". Apparently, Art had no idea, beforehand, that it was make-believe and, when he found out, he was "visibly" shaken by how stupid he and gullible was. This was months and months after the movie came out, too. Who didn't know it was a half-assed hoax? Art, I guess. George is a bit of a pussy; but not as rude as Art. Ian is O.K., but I think his bad and constant puns are because his name is "Pun-it" and he thinks it's funny and schticky and his obligation because of it, but he should cool it a bit. More Hoagland. More Skull and Bones Alex! She's smokin' hot!

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: The real monster of Sugar Flat Road
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/rnr/394384884.html

That is really gross. Anyone else see this?

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen one of these things...years ago in Calif. No kidding...I only tell the story when I'm drunk to good friends...cuz anyone else would think I'm crazy...but I swear it's true...2 other people with me!

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am always amazed at people that criticize others. It's easy to point the finger and judge everyone that does something. Encouraging people and pointing the direction to improvement works wonders. Why don't you great talkers start your own talk show and maybe you'll have three listeners. One that will like you,{your mother}, one that will judge you,{deservedly} and you listening to yourself later after the show on your tape recorder with admiration. Huh! Coasttocoastam is awesome, informative, and entertaining, but unfortunately not perfect like you judges!

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a fun story, but I am skeptical because I think the other creature would have carried the body away before the man returned to bury it. If the head is genuine this could be verified through scientific testing.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While this is clearly a hoax it is what adds color and a bit of fun to our lives, no? This fabrication isn't displayed in the Smithsonian, it is in a small town antique shop's window. It's for entertainment, fun.
I do not, however, appreciate the bad character of the man in this story though; a hit and run driver who returns to conceal the body of his victim but removes the head with his shovel no less!

3:39 PM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

I tend to agree with the last comment. However, if the head is fake, I would also assume the hit-and-run driver is also fake, but plausible enough to understand why it came into possession of Cuz.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The skin of the face is dear skin clipped and shaved with holes cut into it. The fur is neatly trimmed and why is the body buried? Probably because it never existed.

6:57 PM  
Blogger william said...

only a child molesting , necrophile would post such a redneck comment about tennessee .
you , sir , must be a 16 year old idiot . only folks who post such putdowns , are themselfs lower than their comments .. i feel for you , you must be a prozak user .

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Mari said...

OMG!!! It's my dad! Wait... no that guy is much more handsome! I'll be 6! XD

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Mari said...

**be purchasing 6!

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George sucks period. re-hashing the news that everyone already got from so many other outlets the day before makes me want to puke. ghosts, aliens and the un-explained is what the listners realy want not his political view points or condesending manner or his blah, blah, blah. Since Art's retired Enan Punet should take over the show.

9:53 PM  
Blogger william said...

after looking at lots of the posts in here and some, well , lots coming up with some genious wit about " up in dem dar hills , the white trash on this board is abundunt . i , myself , being in tennessee , knoxville really , would put my 172 iq up against any
of the yahoos who put us " backward" folkes down .. but thats one battle of wit wits that you would lose , and lose BADLY . anytakers ? gen.disaray@gmail.com
im here and any iq test , you may pick , i will so badly belittle you with your own words . bring it on trash , bring it on .. and remember , you started it , im only here to defend the great volenteer state , and as rambo says , your white trash here ,
" they drew first blood "

10:06 PM  
Blogger Vicky said...

I'm gonna say it's a hoax, just because I'm a great big skeptic and have no real proof that it exists. But people who are like it's facial structure is all wrong, and that type of thing are you honestly expecting an alien or whatever it is to have conventional facial structure.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I clicked on the Craigslist link, it said it was removed. What was it?
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/rnr/394384884.html

11:04 PM  
Anonymous EDDIE said...

I just wish that whoever hosts C2C,would stay more with the kind of shows that really interest C2C listeners;namely ghost stories,ufo stories and such.I'm really not interested in Noory's political views,or,how nice he is or isn't!To be honest,I feel that George spends way too much time,patiently listening to idiots who call in just to kiss his ass,by telling him that he's doing an outstanding job.

12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give 'em hell, William! I will jump into the "hillbilly fray" with ya... I ain't got a 172 IQ but I will also represent the so-called "white-trash hillbilles" from here in KY with a 160 IQ... if William is too damned smart for you, come pick on a stupid ignorant redneck inbred KY hillbilly... but pack a lunch, you are gonna be damned awful busy keeping up, you elitist ivy-covered Eastern jerk!

1:19 AM  
Blogger BrentKMoore said...

I'll admit I know nothing about taxidermy. However, if we pretend for a second that this thing was actually real, wouldn't a taxidermist replace the actual eyeballs with marble-like eyeballs?

2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

real or fake i really dont care, but if it is real you gotta remember that it was hit by a moving vehicle according to the story. if i was hit by a car or truck im sure my face would be messed up too. oh and whats with the anonymous people being so negative, you dont have to get pissy about it or make nasty remarks about the locals.

3:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing remotely scary about this is the fact that I just wasted my time looking at it.

4:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beats a Ronald Reagan mask.

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Anonymous V.ROWLAND said...

i live in lebanon and i live of hartsville pike it connects to lovers lane ( sugarflat rd) and many people claim to have seen the other creature or somthing very similar they even made a club but as for if its real i dont know but i do hear it was mede to bring in people to the square area for the antiques and stuff

4:13 PM  
Anonymous V.ROWLAND said...

i live in lebanon and i have acutally seen in up close and it does indeed look very wierd but im sure its fake but i do live like 3 min down the road where it happend and people still claim to have seen other creature very similar

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