Rejected Tennesse Tourism Slogans
I wrote these today when I had some time to kill.
Chattanooga:
Rock City: On a cloudy day, see 2 states.
Ruby Falls: Save yourself the trouble and buy the post card.
Incline Railway: World’s Steepest Tourist Trap.
Memphis:
Graceland: Childhood home of Michael Jackson’s ex-wife.
The Pyramid: This whole place can be yours, just name your price! Ample Parking!
Peabody Hotel: Spend your day watching ducks get off an elevator!
Zoo: Hey, We’ve also got a Panda!
Nashville:
Wave Country: Wet N’ Mild
Our Parthenon is Better because it hasn’t fallen down.
Knoxville:
You too can make fun of the Sunsphere!
Forget this, We’re going to Gatlinburg!
Oak Ridge: The Pride of Atomic Weapons.
Murfreesboro: The charm of a small city and the traffic of a big city.
Gatlinburg: Six Flags over Podunk.
Pigeon Forge:
[use your own Dolly Parton Joke Here]
Heckle a caged black bear.
Sevierville: Like Pigeon Forge with cheaper hotels.
Cedars of Lebanon State Pake: Cedars not included.
Paris: Fish N’ French
Adamsville: We’d call it Bufordpusserville but that just sounds weird.
Hohenwald: Battle a stranger for a T-shirt from Chicago
Hurricane Mills: Coal Miner’s Daughter Self-Aggrandizement Ranch
Bucksnort: Yes, you read that right.
Chattanooga:
Rock City: On a cloudy day, see 2 states.
Ruby Falls: Save yourself the trouble and buy the post card.
Incline Railway: World’s Steepest Tourist Trap.
Memphis:
Graceland: Childhood home of Michael Jackson’s ex-wife.
The Pyramid: This whole place can be yours, just name your price! Ample Parking!
Peabody Hotel: Spend your day watching ducks get off an elevator!
Zoo: Hey, We’ve also got a Panda!
Nashville:
Wave Country: Wet N’ Mild
Our Parthenon is Better because it hasn’t fallen down.
Knoxville:
You too can make fun of the Sunsphere!
Forget this, We’re going to Gatlinburg!
Oak Ridge: The Pride of Atomic Weapons.
Murfreesboro: The charm of a small city and the traffic of a big city.
Gatlinburg: Six Flags over Podunk.
Pigeon Forge:
[use your own Dolly Parton Joke Here]
Heckle a caged black bear.
Sevierville: Like Pigeon Forge with cheaper hotels.
Cedars of Lebanon State Pake: Cedars not included.
Paris: Fish N’ French
Adamsville: We’d call it Bufordpusserville but that just sounds weird.
Hohenwald: Battle a stranger for a T-shirt from Chicago
Hurricane Mills: Coal Miner’s Daughter Self-Aggrandizement Ranch
Bucksnort: Yes, you read that right.
1 Comments:
that last one made me crack up. :)
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