Excerpts from "The Seussian Wedding Ceremony"
The Seussian Wedding Ceremony
by Brent Moore
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Today, all those in Whoville arrived on a barge
To see a pair whose hearts are two sizes too large.
The North-bound Zax and South-bound Zax met there,
So did Horton, and also the Once-ler.
And even the Grinch came with his dog, Max
With Yertle and Sam, even the Lorax.
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Bride.
Cried.
Side.
Abide.
Abide by side.
Bride had Cried.
Abide by bride.
Cried by side.
Cried abide.
Abide by side.
Bride she cried.
Abide by side.
Maids with braids come.
Maids with broods come.
Maids with braids and broods and moods come.
***
Would you leave her for a ham?
Would you leave her on a tram?
I would not leave her for a ham.
I would not leave her on a tram.
I do not wish to run or hide.
I would not, could not leave my bride.
***
The preacher spoke in a tone so darkly,
“Let’s get to the rings, bring out the sparkly”
One Ring
Two ring
Red ring
Blue ring.
Black ring
Blue ring
Old ring
New ring.
***
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copyright 1998 The Dr. Seuss Wedding Ceremony by Brent Moore
posted by BrentKMoore | 2:10 AM
2 Comments:
That's amazing. Both Hoodia and Phentramine sound like words Dr. Seuss would create
Wow. You must be really, really stupid if you didn't know what you were looking for was supplied in the links you graciously spammed onto my blog.
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