Brenternet (The World as seen by Brent Moore)

Trying to appeal to the highest common denominator. I can't give you 110% effort, but I will give you 107.4% effort. If you're a spammer and leave me a comment, I will make fun of you. I use twice as many semicolons compared to most other bloggers

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Location: Smyrna, Tennessee, United States

As the title implies, I am Brent K. Moore. I married MariLynn Simons on Sept. 25, 1999. we attend Stewart's Creek Church of Christ. We have five pets, a dachshund, Slinkie, a malamute, Juno, and three rabbits, Ebunny and Ifurry, and now Houdini.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Random thoughts

If lightning strikes in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make thunder?

...Or, better yet, what is the sound of two hands clapping in outer space?
When a product advertises "Four easy payments of $19.95," what would be classified as four difficult payments? Rolled nickels rubber cemented to the back of a post card?


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